THE TARIFF WAR: Possibly The Most Unhinged Deal In The History Of Deals

When your entire negotiation strategy is screaming "I'M ADDING TARIFFS" and then hitting pause right before the market collapses, that's not strategy, bestie! That's playing Russian roulette with the global economy as the gun. THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY. I CAN'T EVEN.

Threaten → Concession → Claim Victory

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Listen up wallet warriors! You think your precious Bitcoin and Ethereum can escape this mess? THINK AGAIN BESTIE! When the "deal master" slaps a 125% tariff on Chinese products, guess who's paying extra for mining rigs and chips? That's right - YOU, crying in your exchange account! The simulation is literally glitching!

Tokenomics

Ticker

$TAD

Supply

1Billion

Tax

No

A Survival Guide for Crypto Investors

Diversify your portfolio – because no one knows which country the “king of negotiation” will sanction next based on the Fox News he binge-watched that morning.

Buy $TAD now – buy all the $TAD before the tariffs actually go into effect (not financial advice, but financial advice nonetheless)

Plan for the long term – when Trump says “90 days” you better be prepared for 900 days because time really is a concept to him.

Watch Twitter like it’s work – real policy isn’t made in the White House, it’s made in 3am tweets after someone was mean to him on TV.

Disclaimer:

This content is pure entertainment. If you're actually taking investment advice from here, your financial decisions might be more unhinged than the "negotiation master's" tariff policies.

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